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1. Why do jazz musicians make the best mummies?

They spent their entire lives decomposing. Credit where it's due, this one came from my twin 10yos

2. Son: Dad, I was cast in the school play as the husband!

Dad: maybe next time you'll get a speaking part

3. Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

4. Yo momma so dumb

She tried to climb Mountain Dew…

5. What did Darth Vader say to his son at Christmas?

Luke, I sent your presents.

6. What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer….

7. Yo mama so old, her birth year is 0001.

8. The tube got his degree from college.

Now he's a graduated cylinder.

9. Our wedding was so beautiful.

Even the cake was in tiers.

10. It was so hot today that I saw a woman walking a dog in a bikini on a bicycle

Why the dog was in a bikini on a bicycle I shall never know. (Many thanks to Spike Milligan for this one).

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